Uncle_Fester

I always fav videos that inspire me and comment on them because...

I'm creepy and I'm kooky...
Delirious and clueless...

I'm at Stage II of dementia! WOOT! (Is there a chip you get with that?)

I like to smoke weed. HA HA!!! Not really.

But yeah.

Why am I here? Wow, I didn't know there would be so many personal questions when filling out a profile. What gives?

Well, if you MUST know... Aunt Ida had the runs one night and I couldn't take another night of feeling it soak into the sheets, so I clamored out of bed and tossed her a towel and some Oxi-Clean. While she commenced to scrubbing, I headed downstairs and decided I was going to get on my smartphone and finally buy the X-Factor boxset. So I type it in and instead, I got Xhamster. Damn smartphones. Should call them stupidphones.

Anyway, do you guys know there is a lot of pornography on this site???? I mean like when I say pornography, I mean they have a SHIT ton!

Want to fuck feet? Got it.

Fist up the ass? Uh Huh.

Dudes fucking other dudes? Check.

Nun fucking Beaver Cleaver with a 10" strap-on while Larry Mondelo jerks off in a corner watching with a corncob up his ass? Probably.

But I digress. I signed up and Aunt Ida's shit stain cleaned up nicely with that Oxi-Clean. Thanks Billy Mays! May God rest your soul.

Well, shit folks... I'd love to grab ass with you more, but I really have to go. I see this big fucking rabbit hole called Xhamster and I'm going in deep.