amateur first time anal

Okay, so have you ever tried anal before? No. And you just sound like you're so

excited. Well you gotta try it once and then you'll know if you like it. Right. I think you gotta try it like ten times and then you'll know, right?

There'll be no like, we're in this awkward situation maybe if I did it

right, ten times. You'll know. I don't know. If you have to go try something weird, say a bug, would you try it ten times? A bug? A bug. Like you eat one? People eat crickets and stuff.

Yeah, chocolate-covered crickets are good. What are you talking about? I heard that actually. You never had one? You sound like you have. I can go down, we can get some from