AMERICAN PIE XXX, Vintage Experience - vol #06

You know, I've been running around like a chicken with his head cut off, you know, trying to patrol six different stations.

You know, all of our lifeguards are hanging out at the big Kahuna's house, you know what I mean?

They're tower number nine, you know, and they're having sex and shit.

Scott is out on the boat today. I've got to cover all of their work, you know, and it's a pain in the ass.

I'm just stressed out, totally stressed out.