Big soapy dick, ok, yum, but I’m still not crazy

And you're sure this is how I can feed all the cats in the neighborhood?

Soaping you up?

I'm not a crazy cat lady, but I'll do anything for some pussy.

I'm not a crazy cat lady, but I will do anything for some pussy.

So, if this is what it takes to feed all the pussies in the neighborhood, count me in.