I am going to make you my personal sissy bitch

Hey there, you know as my roommate I always thought that you were just a weirdo checking

me out every night which would be completely normal but now, now I realize you weren't

checking me out, you were checking out my hot clothes because you wish that you were

a girl like me that could actually dress up sexy and wear the same things.

You know, some girls would be kind of scared and weirded out by this but me, I think it's