I couldn't even get a dildo as small As you to do this video. 5 is still pathetic though!

Okay guys, I'm sure you noticed last week, maybe you didn't, I did a little post to ask you guys to send me links for small dildos.

And I would love to say that I received a barrage of emails and messages with links, but I did not.

I received one link and it wasn't even really for a dildo, it was for like a glass and it's just about bigger than my thumb.

So yeah, this was the smallest I could find and the packaging says it's 5 inches, which I guess, you know, I guess 6 is about average or anything.

So I guess it's deemed small. Let's give it a quick measure.