Rough caning

The club secretary called his cane after his favourite bat.

Well, anyhow, my name's Maeve. I'm the President's daughter of the Moon Girl Cricket Club.

Well, I want to tell you about the big trouble me and my best friend, Pramil, got into yesterday.

She's the Prime Minister's daughter.

Well, yesterday was our centenary cricket match, and we both had a bit too much to drink.