Stupid Blonde Bitch And BBC by Cezar73

So guess what? My boyfriend finally left for his trip.

You wouldn't believe what I did.

No, no, no. I called a pizza delivery guy and oh my god let me tell you, he sounded like a black guy with a huge fucking cock on the other end of the phone.

I know. And I'm like dressed all fucking slutty. I'm gonna seduce him when he walks in.

But there's more to it. Yeah. I also called the guy to like fix my washer and to fix my computer and a TV repair guy.