Suited Boss lets you worship his formal shoes, black socks and perfect feet PREVIEW

Before we get to those, take a minute to enjoy the smell.

No word of a lie, I have been wearing these socks for two and a half weeks.

This has been the hottest time ever known, literally, in the UK, and I have been wearing them constantly.

Do you want these on your face, or do you want these on your face?

Which do you want?