The first time she met my little dick.

This is what a pussy looks like. Tiny and small. You can finger it. You can fling it. Bend it. And you can cover it with doilies.

It doesn't deserve doilies though. Pathetic piece of fucking shit. No. Is that a cock? Is that a cock? What the fuck is that? It's like a pinky on your fucking body.

It doesn't belong. No. It should go away. Here, take your camera so I can fucking slap it. Takes two hands. Gotta fucking hold it up. Like a t-ball.

That's what it's like. Is that a fucking cock? I don't like him small. I like him big. Big. Big. Big. It's not gonna get big. Definitely not getting bigger. God, I might as well be a fucking lesbian.

Fuck. Got that? Okay, you can go smoke.