Update

So I've had a really busy week. It all started when Di phoned me. "Janet," he said, "I've

got a proposition for you." Well, I don't really like propositions. I'm never too sure

about quite where they're going to go and what's going to happen. But I said, "OK, then,

tell me a bit more." "Well, he's got a friend, Darren, who loves the idea of a clothed female

naked male." So I thought, "Oh, OK. You mean I keep my clothes on?" He said, "Oh, yes,