You'll never get laid with such a tiny cock
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Let me guess, you’re still a virgin? I mean, you have to be, given that your cock is the size of my little finger. Even if a girl did want to fuck you, chances are she won't even feel it.
11年之前
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Have you ever had a girlfriend?
That's what I thought. You're a little guy. That's your nickname.
Or I could just call you Midget Man, Midget Dick, Nana Dick.
There's all sorts of variations I could go with, but I like Little Man. It suits you.
Little Man, Little Voice, Little Wallet.