Your ex

Welcome home! I have been here waiting for you the entire time. Didn't you miss me too?

How did I get inside your house? Do you remember that time where I was locked

outside and you gave me the duplicate key? I never gave it back to you. What do you mean

you're married now? Oh my god, who cares? Are we still going to contemplate about

your sad, miserable marriage? I mean, it's time you accept that it was a mistake to marry that