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Hello? Is this Sapphire?
Hi. Yeah, I'm wondering if you can help me.
I'm wondering if you've got a man for me this afternoon, please.
Yeah, I was looking through.
Yeah, you have a certain one that I'm quite interested in.
Hello? Is this Sapphire?
Hi. Yeah, I'm wondering if you can help me.
I'm wondering if you've got a man for me this afternoon, please.
Yeah, I was looking through.
Yeah, you have a certain one that I'm quite interested in.
Golden rule about them: in 2003 the texting thing happened. 2007 smartphone culture took hold. Since then the traditional male/female dynamic was altered forever. In short: they (meaning women) want their phones? Right: keep them. Have your phones. You can't have both.
(footnote: any male that is down with phones? Fuck off and die.)